MANKIND IS DEAD
BLOOD IS FUEL
HELL IS FULL
THIS GAME IS INSANE AND I LOVE IT

ULTRAKILL is a kick-ass boomer shooter made by Hakita and published by New Blood, featuring the most engaging gameplay I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing.

Taking on the role of a warmachine running on fresh blood in a world where blood is in short supply, dive into hell after humanity goes extinct to rip the red from demons instead. Punch, shoot, explode, drill, stomp, and chainsaw your way through the infernal abyss.

Your arsenal appears small at first glance but is heavily customizable and extremely versatile. Ultrakill rewards the player for constantly switching between weapons, making for a fast-paced combat experience that is only visible in your peripheral vision and feels fuckin' SEXY to play.

Every song in this game fucks good and fucks hard. I don't know jack or shit about music but even I know: This some good shit. I was skeptical when listening to the OST at first but after getting into the game it all fits perfectly.

You know what I do know though,

I know shit about STORY and OH MY GOD, this game got STORY, this is one of the best narratives I've ever had the pleasure of learning about, a perfect combo of the cruelest most tragic fucking plot with a dash of hysterical lung-destroying comedy, absolutely drenched with symbolism and served alongside some of the best most deep-fried top tier shitposting currently available for purchase on the indie gaming market.

Source: Max0r

MAY YOUR LS BE MANY
AND YOUR BITCHES,
FEW

- Gabriel Ultrakill
(He definitely said that)